Showing posts with label Century Link. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Century Link. Show all posts

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Century AF Link

I want to say thank you Centurylink! It has been 2 weeks of having no phone line that we pay you for. Thank you for not doing anything, like your job! Thank you for closing my job ticket 2 days ago based on the idiotic technician- who did NOTHING.Thank you for giving me no service and yet calling me to tell me all is well and done on my non working land line phone. The same land line that your repair guy - HAS NOT FIXED.  Thank you for questioning me on the weather in my area of lightening hitting my line- it didn't. Thanks for pulling up my line, cutting it and walking away without doing a damn thing. Promises were made but that dog don't hunt.
Oh and thank you for the personal touch when I tired to "chat" with your chat troll who asked for my social security number to verify our account? Yeah that is honesty &  safety there. Really makes me soft and warm to have to chat with a Joshua Y or an Alex on-line chat. Yeah love that corporate jargon you post on my chat thread too. Makes this fun and enjoyable way to spend my time. Trying to get you corporate sloths to do your jobs.
You are the best! Looking forward to your call Century AF link me for wanting a land line party with you. New Motto: Keeping the next Century in the dark ages, that is how we roll.



This is what my land line looks like on Thursday Feb 15th. I have a very unhappy repair man coming to dig up my yard on Friday morning. Oh happy day. Will keep you all posted.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Century Link- Coyote Stupid

Congratulations Century Link, you get awarded my prized Coyote Stupid Award.
I read a blog about how in Vermont they are getting fiber optic high speed Internet in very rural areas. They are using horses to pull the cable along the power poles. Here in Missouri we have horses, hills and power poles, but we also have Century Link. They have one man to install DSL for the town of Summersville, MO. Right, one guy! And that is his second job!
We called Century Link to ask if we will ever get DSL, they have no ideas. We offered to pay Century Link to install DSL at our farm, they laughed at us and said they don't do that.
I called the head of sales and he said there are not enough people on my street to make the Internet worth any money to them, nice huh? Am I living in a cave?
Basically Century Link is doing a great big nothing for the Ozarks of rural Missouri. They are keeping Missouri residents in the stone ages keeping us from having what the rest of the USA has, high speed Internet. All our Federal Government will do is just give Century Link more money. And Century Link will just buy up other phone/Internet companies and keep being the big fat MONOPOLY it is.
They did it to Show Me Power, a company that tried to get fiber optic to the small rural towns. Century Link lowered their price for Internet until Show Me Power could not make any more sales. Then after Show Me Power went belly up, Century Link stopped adding any more fiber and sat on the money.
So thank you Century Link for keep us in the dark ages. Thanks for giving the rest of our state that wholesome hillbilly backwoods backwards profile we love. Thanks Century Link for holding back sales, deliveries, movies, realty, e-mail and all other forms of Internet commerce the rest of the US uses. I am so damn proud of how you are keeping Missouri behind, I could just scream.