Friday, November 18, 2011

Aluminum Skies

Ah yes, this weekend rain is predicted. Therefore the planes must fly high above and dump their chemicals into my atmosphere. Monsanto hopes to spread aluminum all over the farm lands of the world seeding the soil and water for their aluminum tolerant GMO seeds. They do this right before rain is predicted in an area so the aluminum can fall into the soil along with rain. No point doing this on a clear day, might blow the stuff around someplace else! Might be a waste of say, money? No matter, our government is paying the bill to fly these unregistered false numbered military planes all over the world to make Monsanto happy. Because if Monsanto ain't happy then Arthur Andersen LLP is not doing its job. Or Accenture, or Andersen Worldwide, or whatever happy "A" related moniker you want to give them. You know you have arrived as an evil company when you have Gates Foundation, Authur Andersen and our military working overtime to please your company.
So this Christmas I am saving money not buying tinsel for my tree. I am just going to put my tree outside before storms come and let the aluminum fall onto its branches. Voila! Instant metal tree with all the toxic trimmings. Thanks Monsato, keep up the good work and don't forget collect my 15 cent tax on my tree, too. Wouldn't want you to lose a few rusty nickels.

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